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poodles unite against
Kuksi Entrees

Heidi Hambone, founding director of P.U.K.E and its German affiliate associaton K.O.T.Z. (Kuksi online Tierschutz Zweckverband) and all associated members are engaged in a battle to eliminate a Poodle Gulash Recipe called "Kuksi" from the menu of Laputa's Gourmet Restaurant "Mampfbacke." We consider this entree in rather poor taste and we urge everyone, man and beast alike, to boycott this particular Entree when visiting

We would like to suggest following substitute dish:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit
Combine 1/2 cup dry milk and 1/2 cup wheat germ;
drizzle 1 teaspoon honey on top
Add one 3 1/3 oz. jar of strained liver baby food
or homemade blended liver and stir until everything is well mixed.
Form the mixture into balls;
place them on an oiled cookie sheet and flatten them with a fork.
Bake 8 to 10 minutes.
Consistency should be fudgy.
Store in a jar in the fridge;
freeze if keeping more than a few days.

This particular cookie should be far more pleasing to the tastebuds than the Kuksi Entree featured at the Mampfbacke Restaurant, which leaves a rather regurgitating effect upon the consumer.


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